21 thoughts on last night’s Oscar ceremony…

  • Hey Fister – if you’re looking for your specs, they’re perched on your forehead.
  • Was Franco tweeting as he walked on stage?
  • Please stop trying to impress me by dicking around with the set.
  • Guess I gotta keep my eye out for a showing of IN A BETTER WORLD now, eh?
  • Trying to decide if Kirk Douglas amused me or made me feel uncomfortable.
  • I suddenly feel the urge to download “He Doesn’t Own a Shirt”
  • Think Randy Newman feels a bit like the 2007 Red Sox this morning?
  • Actually Justin, I’m Banksy.
  • Can’t speak for y’all but I found Franco & Hathaway pretty charming – Anne especially seemed excited as hell to be there.
  • The woman who won for designing the costumes for Alice musta been proud as punch to be collecting her award standing in front of a still from LORD OF THE RINGS, donchathink?
  • “Congratulations nerds!” You rock James.
  • To get a glimpse at Tom Hooper’s future look up “Levinson, Barry”
  • There was outrage in my living room at Corey Haim’s omission from the ‘In Memorium‘ montage (Not that it bothered me).
  • Clearly, documentaries bore The Coen Brothers.
  • “I shoulda got a haircut” My new hero = that guy.
  • Continuing the overall theme of “meh“, If I Rise might be the dullest song nominated yet.
  • Was it my imagination, or did this year give us nothing but the most boring speeches?
  • Cripes was that Best Picture montage ever spoiler-ific!
  • For what it’s worth I got 13 winners right – how’d y’all do?
  • Got a grin when Spielberg reminded us all that GRAPES OF WRATH, RAGING BULL and CITIZEN KANE make up a noble fraternity of Best Picture also-rans.
  • Would it have killed Oscar voters to come up with just one surprising win?